Sunday, November 18, 2007

the fortune's got sass

The snarky fortunes keep on coming!

After devouring half of the carton of pineapple bites our Chinese food place sends with their orders (a sublime post-MSG treat), my brother was greeted with the following dis:

"Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening."

This is not a prediction nor a commentary but rather a straight up insult: no one cares what you have to say, dumbass.

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