Friday, January 25, 2008

clash at Labyrinth

Laybrinth Books, 4:23 p.m.

Two employees behind the counter. An intensely thin 40-something man with gray stubble and an angular face -- wearing a tight black turtleneck. A plump, rosy-cheeked 30-something woman wearing way too much clothing altogether.

Too Much Clothing (singing, arms flailing): Oh my gooooooodness. . . oh my gooooooodness. . . I am soooooo excited to get out of here tonight.

Gray Stubble: Kate. Shut up. (looks at me) Cust-o-mer.

After twenty seconds of silence during which GS scans my books, TMC fumbles with a black booklet filled with CDs.

TMC: I'm putting on Widespread.

GS: Kate! The Clash! I was about to put on the fuckin' Clash CD.

TMC (looks up at me): Cust-o-mer.

GS scowls as TMC gathers her stuff, getting ready to leave. GS looks up at TMC, shaking his head.

TMC: I have better things to do than sitting here and making you listen to my CD, anyway.

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