Thursday, April 3, 2008

things that can ruin a day

1) when a waiter doesn't write down your order and then brings you the wrong thing

2) when you are craving that Diet Coke and you push your glass under the nozzle and some weird clear Ginger Ale nonsense comes out

3) when a piece of popcorn gets stuck in between those two teeth in the back of your mouth that you only remember exist when something is stuck between them

4) when you write a fun e-mail to someone you kind of flirted with in section the other day and he/she responds by writing you an e-mail that ends with the sign-off "Best"

5) when someone on the street who seems really nice and cute asks you for directions and you decide you are really going to try to be helpful for once so you give them these kind of convoluted but really detailed directions and then a few seconds after you part ways, you realize you gave them the wrong street name and they are never going to figure out where they are going

2 comments:

Atella said...

5a)Or when you are so distracted by the someone's cuteness that after you finish and they start walking, you realize you're headed the same way. But now it looks like you're following them when you should have had the presence of mind to say you were going in that direction from the outset...

Anonymous said...

6) Having to finish your senior essay