Monday, February 9, 2009

i majored in history, minored in rihanna

me: you don't think this is going to hurt her career, do you?
Sam: not her career, just her face
it will help her career! sympathy vote!!
5:19 PM me: if she never sees his face again, she won't mind
ha, when he text apologizes, i hope she responds "take a bow"
Sam: lolol
me: maybe they got in their fight because she said "shut up and drive!"
hahahaha
5:22 PM you've got nothing?
5:23 PM Sam: i'm working on this program!
ugh
fine
i bet when his fist first struck, rihanna yelled out SOS PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

when the cops were called he had to run it run it....?

Anonymous said...

she probably hates how much she loves you, boy.

Anonymous said...

and chris brown needs to check into rehab.

Ann Erling said...

Ha.
I am feeling slightly offended, while also amused.
It's complicated.